Funnies

Here are some funny things that happened this semester (at least, I think they're funny).

Boy: *Makes joke about me friendzoning him*

Me: "You're so different. It's amazing that you can talk about sensitive things like that out in the open with so much confidence."

Him: "Wellesley, do you really think my self worth is that dependent on your opinion of me?"

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A Different Boy: *Asks me on a date*

Me: "What do you think of me?"

Boy: "I want nothing more than to be great friends!"

[Then why did you ask me on a date :P]